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Yeah, I'm The Cheat. What are you gonna do about it?

That's what I thought. Now let me finish.

I help StrongBad cheat at stuff. Hence, the name. Duh.

I also DJ down at Bubs' on Friday nights. I'll put you on the guest list if you give me twenty bucks.

I make cartoon animations with my computer. Go here and click on the "Powered by The Cheat" button. But don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck! (Almost as much as the Brothers Chaps suck for not making a direct link.)

My main man StrongMad protects me from larger predators, like being sat on by Strong</span>
Sad or Pom</span> Pom. (Okay, four pounds doesn't sound that heavy to you, but I only weigh 18 pounds.)

That's not really my birthday, by the way. Even I'm not sure when my birthday (or "The Cheatday") is, so me and the posse celebrate it on the one day we're pretty sure it's not: the date on my fake ID.

Oh, and I've got a gold tooth. Wanna see it?

Tough!

Okay, fine.

Now close that text editor before I paste this PNG of Van Buren into it.

The Cheat (the definite article is not optional) stands 1'4" tall and looks like what you see in his default user icon. He speaks a language (also called "The Cheat") that sounds like Slimer from The Real Ghostbusters trying to talk with his lips glued together, but Strong Bad understands him well enough, and so will most Pokémon. Other characters are more debatable. This language is represented by bold yellow text.

From his old yearbook page:

Nobody knows what the Cheat is exactly or where he comes from but my guess is Space. He sure does like to cheat though. His personal motto, "No rule is solid" and his love of all that is untrue and incorrect keep him from accomplishing very much. He gladly does all the dirty work for the Brothers Strong, and nobody ever seems to blame the Cheat for what he done. I mean he's the Cheat. Come on. When all is said and done, and your grandkids live on Mars, the Cheat'll be doin alright.

[OOC note from aberranteyes: The Cheat is from Homestar Runner, and is the property of the Brothers Chaps. He/she appears here solely for the purpose of role-playing in sages_of_chaos, dear_multiverse and milliways_bar, from which no profit whatsoever is being made.]